2017 Season
| Owner | Team | W | L | T | W% | PF | PA | PlW | PlL | ChW | ChL | BsbW | BsbL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Brian | MattressPolice | 6 | 7 | 0 | 46.15% | 1,190.76 | 1,216.38 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Dan | AllStatuesAreHitler | 7 | 6 | 0 | 53.85% | 1,162.64 | 1,118.08 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| David | WhitesOnly | 6 | 7 | 0 | 46.15% | 1,097.30 | 1,159.58 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Eric | Cumstained Taints | 6 | 7 | 0 | 46.15% | 1,171.34 | 1,171.70 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Gerard | A/S/L/INDIAN??? | 6 | 7 | 0 | 46.15% | 1,222.26 | 1,095.00 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Greg | Still Scootin' | 7 | 6 | 0 | 53.85% | 1,187.68 | 1,148.54 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Jacek | The Annexation of Puerto Rico | 7 | 6 | 0 | 53.85% | 1,112.58 | 1,195.70 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Mike | la cabra | 6 | 7 | 0 | 46.15% | 1,127.44 | 1,074.70 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Neil | Did You Get The Memo? | 5 | 8 | 0 | 38.46% | 1,034.16 | 1,219.62 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Nikit | MakeAmericaSpicyAgain | 11 | 2 | 0 | 84.62% | 1,332.70 | 1,134.68 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Randy | Chocolate Rape Train | 6 | 7 | 0 | 46.15% | 1,143.26 | 1,143.40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Tim | ITSAWASH | 5 | 8 | 0 | 38.46% | 1,132.32 | 1,237.06 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |